Johnny On The Plop

from The Kids Are Alt-Right by Citric Dummies

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He’s in the bathroom
Been 37 years now - he's gonna flush
The whole world down the drain
He's Johnny on the plop
Can't stop from reaching for another roll
Johnny on the plop
Hands up, you're reaching around for the world
Hey, someone stop him - nobody can stop him
He's got the latch on from the inside
Gonna have to wait until he's finished cleaning up
He's still in there - just in case you’re wondering
He's got the latch on from the inside
Gonna have to wait until he's finished cleaning up
Oh no - won't someone save us all?

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from The Kids Are Alt-Right, released May 1, 2018

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