College Is For Losers

from The Kids Are Alt-Right by Citric Dummies

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7am - gotta be to class by 8
Wonder if I'll even have time to masturbate
Gotta ton of homework to do and I can't be late
Wonder if I'll even graduate
College is for losers
Systems taking you for a ride
Might as well commit suicide
Got my student loan check just this afternoon
Gonna quit my job and spend it on shit real soon
Reacquire all the things in life that I lack
No one ever told me that I'll have to pay it all back
College is for losers
You should throw those books away
No one cares about your GPA
Not gonna listen to what you say
You’re still gonna be underpaid
College is for losers

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from The Kids Are Alt-Right, released May 1, 2018

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Citric Dummies Minneapolis, Minnesota

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Mark Moleman
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Colonel Klink
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