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Cops On Bikes
01:48
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I'm gonna sell my car and ride my bike
I'm gonna ride around - do what I'd like
I'm gonna get the respect I deserve
Ride on the sidewalk, I'm born to serve
Cops on bikes
Right to remain stylish
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I can't see you
I can't feel you
I can't hold you
I can't squeeze you
I just want to
Be around you
I'm alogne and
Feelin' blue yeah
Mainline Calvin Klein
I abhor you
I adore you
I can't meet you
I can reach you
I don't want you
But I own you
I can't stand you
I can't stand you
Mainline Calvin Klein
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3. |
Activist Stud
01:12
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I can't see you without light
Cuz I got these marble eyes
Can't get a raindrop through my dome
Cuz I'm made of monochrome
I'm n activist stud
I will wear my tiny hat
Win your girlfriends tiny heart
I will race down to the scene
Just to smell that maybelline
I'm an activist stud
I'm an activist baby
You wanna save the whales
Well gimme some tail
Come with me and you will see
I am such a part of me
I will hate the CFC
Just to start your family
I'm an activist dud
I'm an activist
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O.F.O.P.
01:16
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Sorry to be mean, you're drooling on your screen
You're playing with an app, should be playing with your cat
You try to take a call, you break your hip and fall
Texting while you drive, how are you alive?
Old fucks on phones
Playing Angry Birds, you turn into a turd
Try to send a text, you cause another wreck
Google fucking maps - shopping for a hat
Scrolling with your thumb, you're looking so dumb
Old fucks on phones
Can't copy and paste, I'm gonna break your face
You're on a headset, you need a hard reset
Leave your ringer on to the break of dawn
Put it on silent - or I'll become violent
Old fucks on phones
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I ate all your deodorant
Piss in the tub, don't pay no rent
Leave my dirty drawers on your clean floors
I'm sitting on your throne
Someone's living in the bathroom - it's me
There's someone lurkin' behind the curtain
Of this fact, I'm finally certain
Sink is clogged with all their hair
I think someone's living there
Someone's living in the bathroom - it's me
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6. |
Piss On My Brain
01:04
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I thought I was boring
I thought that I was dumb
Until that sickly yellow fluid flowed out from your tongue
You talk about TV, movies, and shitty bands
Urinate in my skull, like you once did in your pants
Piss, piss, piss - on my brain
I thought I was stupid
Of this, there was no doubt
Then you undid your fly and you pulled out your mouth
I wish you could shut up
Or that you couldn't talk
Begging for attention as you spray from your cock
Piss, piss, piss - on my brain
[Harmonious Interlude]
Piss, piss, piss - on my brain
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We're gonna borrow your gear tonight
We're gonna drink your beer, alright
We won't stay and watch the other bands
We won't hug or shake your hands
We're gonna borrow your gear tonight
You should have no fear, alright
We didn't bring any of our stuff
Just relax, we won't be rough
Repeat first four lines
"There's footprints on my new guitar"
"Those Citric Dummies have gone too far"
"Who stepped on my pedal board?"
It was us, you stupid dorks
We're gonna borrow your gear tonight
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8. |
Life Is So Horrifying
01:55
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I buy weapons on Ebay
I do yoga on Wednesdays
Take supplements for my heart
Make doctors double-check my chart
I always buy organic
Lift weights 'til I can't stand it
Try not to focus on my flaws
I think I left the oven on
Cuz life is so horrifying
Don't bother women at the bar
Go for a walk, keep up my guard
Put on bandages when I bleed
Work hard to keep my body clean
Lock car doors in the city
My clothes aren't too tight fitting
I'm in control of my own fate
Make sure I got green on my plate
Cuz life is so horrifying
Life is horrifying
Life is so horrifying
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Where The Fuck Were You?
01:12
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I put up flyers at the liquor store
I told people at the dog park, too
I even made a Facebook page
But when I got to the show, nobody had a clue
Where the fuck were you?
I know you got something to do
But where the fuck were you?
I told them all to bring their own PAs
Cuz I ain't running no charity
I just book these shows to get laid
But nobody showed up - how could they do this to me?
Where the fuck were you?
I know you got something to do
But where the fuck were you?
I spent $20 at Kinko's
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Well I'm bald, gross, and ugly
Wear tattered rags, can't spell hygeine
I got cool glasses but yellow teeth
I don't know why people still fuck me
Cuz I look like shit - and that's alright
Well my breath reeks of human waste
When I kiss my girlfriend on the face
When I go out, go out to dance
Still got cumstains on my pants
Cuz I look like shit - and that's alright
Well I got greasy hair and a bad complexion
My eyes point in two different directions
My beard looks just like pubic hair
And my unwashed butt is the scent in the air
Cuz I look like shit
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11. |
Nice Guy
00:48
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Can't believe the things you never let me do to you
Nice Guy
Nevermind what people say about me it's always true
Nice Guy
Nevermind the thing I just slipped in your drink
Nice Guy
Can I get a kiss before you hit the kitchen sink?
Nice Guy
Lemme get some hydrogen peroxide for your head
Nice Guy
Told that I'll be there, be there 'til the end
Nice Guy
Remember all those times I didn't murder all your friends
Nice Guy
Told you that I'd be there, be there 'til the end
Nice Guy
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12. |
We're Rich
00:59
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Can't afford a sandwich on your lincoln log wage, I just bought Ebay
So much money
Put another billion on the Detroit Mets while you're crying over rent
So much cash
Sipping on my herbal tea, dreamin bout royalty, while you live in poverty
So much jewelry
Rollin' down your street in my Mercedes Benz, while I'm laughing at your loser friends
So much ass
We're rich, we're rich, we're hot
We're rich, as shit, you're not
Losing all your teeth to drugs and alcohol while I play a round of golf
So much money
Say another prayer to your Lord and savior while I dine on caviar
So much cash
Groupie chicks and fast cars, hanging out with all-stars, while you're sitting at the bar
So much jewelry
Went double platinum on our first demo tape while you stay at home and masturbate
So much ass
We're rich, we're rich, we're hot
We're rich, as shit, you're not
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13. |
Tearing Out My Nails
01:26
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Samsung's blowing up at your front door
Inside job at the liquor store
While jet fuels melting our atmosphere
Someone come and get me outta here
I don't want to know about no politics
I don't want to know about why I feel sick
I don't even care if I look like a lunatic
I'm just going to sit here and enjoy tearing out my nails
Chem trails living in your entrail mix
Bleach Boys chillin' in your vitamins
Your roommates pickling in alcohol
Icebergs floating just across the hall
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14. |
Pet Your Dog
00:35
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Hey little buddy whats your name?
I'm gonna give you another name
I'm gonna take you home tonight
Everything is gonna be alright
I'm gonna pet your dog
Pet him right on the head
I'm gonna take him home
Let him sleep in my bed
I'm gonna pet you
Hey little buddy take a walk with me yeah
I'm gonna pick up all your poop and pee
I'm gonna let you eat people food
Just relax you'll get another one doood
I'm gonna pet your dog
pet him right on the head
i'm gonna take him home
let him sleep in my bed
i'm gonna pet you gonna pet you
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15. |
Kill Everyone Who Drives
01:18
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Stupid motherfucker - going too fast
You think you're cool cuz you're hauling ass
Well, you think you're a big man, but it's clear you're not
Driving in your car, you think you'll go real far
Well, go back to the suburbs - back where you belong
I wanna kill everyone who drives
I wanna play with their insides
I wanna blow up cars - we don't need 'em no more
Car culture's a hobby for pieces of shit
The fact we drive is so fuckin dumb
Like when you turn 16, they just gave you a gun
Causing climate change
Costly to maintain
Well lucky for us, yeah
We're all gonna die
I wanna kill everyone who drives
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2 Busy 2 <3 U
00:59
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I'd like to take you out but I realize it's the middle of the night
(I don't mind)
Call me when you wake up, maybe we can grab a bite
I'd like to meet your parents but I'm just too busy right now
(It's just fine)
Well, thanks for understanding - maybe I'll see you around
Too busy to love you
Too busy to love you
Too busy to love you, it's true
Why won't you believe that you're the one that I wanna see?
(I don't care)
I'm so sorry baby, I won't be what you want me to be
Sorry I'm so busy, I just got a lot got going on
(Ain't got time)
Instead of clearing up my schedule, I just wrote you a song
Too busy to love you, it's true
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17. |
Private Property
01:21
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I run around all over town
Just to creep in the grass
Roll in your yard, getting so hard
Putting dirt up my ass
I live to fawn over your lawn
It makes my toes curl
Call me a freak
But they don't know I
Do it to save the world
Private property: I love it - I need it
Private property
They call the cops cuz I won't stop
The planet thrives on my seed
Those gopher holes, and wood chip piles
And all those lovely weeds
I fertilize the front and sides
With my own special feed
I'm a pervert on the covert
With a terrestrial need
Private property: I love it - I need it
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18. |
Hooked On Pie
01:31
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Hooked on pie, hooked on pie
Some people eat shit, some drink piss
But I'm hooked on pie
Some people smoke crack, some people do drugs
But I'm hooked on pie
Some people buy guns, some people have sex
But I'm hooked on pie
I'm so alone, I need it so much
Cuz I'm in love with your flaky crust
Hooked on pie, hooked on pie
Some people fight fires, some people solve crimes
But I'm hooked on pie
Some people drink beers, some people watch sports
But I'm hooked on pie
Some people run stores, some people have friends
But I'm hooked on pie
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Citric Dummies Minneapolis, Minnesota
Brad Armpitt
Bass and Vox
Mark Moleman
Guitar and Vox
Colonel Klink
Drums and Vox
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